I think drivers should have a minimum IQ greater than twice the number of wheels on their vehicle. Believe me, this would take a lot of people off the road.

 

 

Sent the link to my wife and daughters. I may not live to regret that.

 

I asked for a square and this is what they sold me.


Me: This tool is called a square.

4yo: No Daddy, that’s a triangle.

 

It's not a try square, but it is a speed (or rafter) square! Never could remember how to use one...

 

They're great for making straight lines.

 

They're great for making straight lines.

Which is all I ever used one for.

 

Which is all I ever used one for.

I mainly use mine for making straight cuts.

 

I mainly use mine for making straight cuts.

Yes. Straight cuts make it much easier for the surgeon to reattach one's fingers.

 

OMG! DJT is the first woman president! Who knew?