The Jokes thread

cmartinez

Joined Jan 17, 2007
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Of course, the only reason that that car isn't generating more power than it consumes is because the person isn't using their super-secret pulley belt made from the material that they developed, but that the government, doing the bidding of big-whatsit, is suppressing.
You men the oxygen-free gilded belt? ... you can find that at Temu nowadays, I'm sure.
 

SamR

Joined Mar 19, 2019
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Never thought of erasing tapes that way before.
Also how we erased the hard drives on our leased corporate computers before they were released when the lease expired. Only it was an industrial degausser. If we wanted to erase our credit cards all we had to do was inspect the industrial electromagnets we used to remove metal from our wood chips before they went to the grinders. They did a great job as well as screwing up electronic watches.
 

WBahn

Joined Mar 31, 2012
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Also how we erased the hard drives on our leased corporate computers before they were released when the lease expired. Only it was an industrial degausser. If we wanted to erase our credit cards all we had to do was inspect the industrial electromagnets we used to remove metal from our wood chips before they went to the grinders. They did a great job as well as screwing up electronic watches.
Why were you sending your industrial electromagnets to the grinders? ;)
 
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