The Jokes thread

schmitt trigger

Joined Jul 12, 2010
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I was under the impression, incorrect one I now realize, that the New York Subway rats were the peak rodent species.
Not until I saw one super-rat in the Paris Metro. At the Pigalle station to be precise.
 

wayneh

Joined Sep 9, 2010
18,104
I saw one big as a cat in front of the (original) Grand Ole Opry in Nashville. Yikes. Instead of any of the storied acts that performed inside, THAT is my memory of the place.
 

ThePanMan

Joined Mar 13, 2020
918
I once picked up a hitch-hiking girl. She said to me "Kiss me where it smells". So I drove her to New Jersey.

Know why they call New Jersey "The Garden State"? Coz they drive like bloomin' idiots.
 

joeyd999

Joined Jun 6, 2011
6,280
I once picked up a hitch-hiking girl. She said to me "Kiss me where it smells". So I drove her to New Jersey.

Know why they call New Jersey "The Garden State"? Coz they drive like bloomin' idiots.
You obviously picked her up outside of New Jersey. Inside, it's more likely that trash is picked up.
 

ThePanMan

Joined Mar 13, 2020
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Had quite a few frightening experiences on the New Jersey Turnpike. One of them I don't know how I made it through unscratched. Narrow bridge and a wide load blasting past me on my right hand side. Don't know how he made it through without hitting the guardrail or hitting my van.
 

joeyd999

Joined Jun 6, 2011
6,280
Had quite a few frightening experiences on the New Jersey Turnpike. One of them I don't know how I made it through unscratched. Narrow bridge and a wide load blasting past me on my right hand side. Don't know how he made it through without hitting the guardrail or hitting my van.
Worse: I once took a wrong exit and wound up in a dead-end dark alley in East Orange. At night.
 
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