Wife: "Have you checked the dryer?"

 

Why are dogs not in a hurry?

Spoiler

Because they have to read their pee-mail

 

 

This one reminds me of my wife and me on our honeymoon. We went to Knott's Berry Farm in Southern California.

She wouldn't go on any roller coaster that turned her upside down. So we went on the Ghost Rider, a wooden coaster. Out of the gate there's a very VERY slight drop just to get you moving. She screamed. Then we hit the chain and went to the top. Dead silence from her. As we rolled over the peak she began screaming and we had hardly begun the ride. She screamed the ENTIRE coast and didn't stop until the coaster was safely coming back into the house. As soon as she stopped screaming I heard everyone on the coaster laughing.

 

 

 

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If she's playing for the wrong team, I'd be angry, too.

 

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If she's playing for the wrong team, I'd be angry, too.

First you'd want to rule out any possibility of having the best night ever.

 

 

 

 

I was watching TV when the announcer said there's a documentary on the clitoris on the red button, but I couldn't find it.

 

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Mexican and African jokes are pretty much all the same: once you heard Juan, you heard Jamal.