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Waaaaaay more than that.
I use this as an anthropic proof that the Universe's purpose is me.
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I use this as an anthropic proof that the Universe's purpose is me.
Solipsistic much?
I'm the only thing I'm sure of.
Actors who can't act believe in themselves; and debtors who won't pay. It would be much truer to say that a man will certainly fail, because he believes in himself. Complete self-confidence is not merely a sin; complete self-confidence is a weakness.
- G.K. Chesterton
Not to him. This is treasure. Y'know what they say - - - One man's trash is another man's treasure. I don't even have a ball to roll. Used to. But the cats knocked it off the shelf. They knock everything off the shelves. That just proves that the earth is round. If it were flat - by now cats would have knocked everything off of it.
So say the altruists.
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And the trophy wives bring their own equipment
The face of a man that only a gold digger could love. Or pretend to love that is.
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