When jokes were funny on TV.

 

How many wizards does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what they want to change it to.

 

 

 

Plz don't try at home...

 

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The next oscar award goes to "The silence of the dogs" :--"

 

Sadly I've known people like this.

 

Sadly I've known people like this.

Crap, I wanted to see it spin-off. There's always some goodie two-shoes to spoil the fun.

 

Sadly I've known people like this.

Like what? The guy horsing around turning the excavator continuously, or the other guy that thinks an excavator is screwed onto the base?

 

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Like what?

First, 'like people' who actually think you can unscrew a machine like that.
Second, 'like people' who are gullible enough to believe the first kind of people.

A friend gave me a TV because he was afraid it was haunted. Turn it on and 15 minutes later it turns itself off. Aside from a horizontal problem, the TV had the sleep timer set for 15 minutes.

Same friend warned me against taking an old piece of furniture from another friend. This guy cautioned me against "Mouse Eggs". NO FREEKIN' LIE! When I say I knew people like that - I really knew them. Still know one or two like that.

 

 

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