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And busses.

 

 

My secret to financial success.

I put 50% of my paycheck in a sealed envelope, and at the end of every month, I rob a convenience store.

 

 

105 dark humor jokes that are morbidly funny

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• Wife: “I want another baby.” Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one.”
• My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
• I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”

 

 

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The one I'm looking for but with no luck so far is "No Dogs Allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs". This begs the questions; How does a blind person see the sign? How does the dog know to read it?

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Bout as sharp as a fuzzy tennis ball ? ? ?

 

This one is kind of close:

 

This one is kind of close:
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Of course, that means that ONLY seeing eye dogs are allowed -- their owners are NOT allowed (unless they are owned by some plant).

 

Neighborhood is getting pretty bad.

 

The one I'm looking for but with no luck so far is "No Dogs Allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs". This begs the questions; How does a blind person see the sign? How does the dog know to read it?

How about this ?

 

How about this ?
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And the dogs must be smart enough to read the sign

 

How about this ?
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Think this through, blind people and their dogs don't need to read it. They're allowed in. It's the sighted people who can read it that need to read and obey it. XOR logic.

 

So the sign is essentially telling Karen to keep her damn trap shut and leave the blind guy alone!

 

It's very very bad.

Spoiler

 

Speaking of signs, this is my favorite:

 

Speaking of signs, this is my favorite:

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SmartSign•com?

Found this:
https://www.smartsign.com/fos/authorized-personnel-only-restricted-access-sign/sku-k2-0130
Looks exactly the same except for photo-shop work.