The Jokes thread

WBahn

Joined Mar 31, 2012
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I have an old grenade that I made one of those signs from -- but on mine I added the promise that all complaints would be fully addressed within approximately five seconds.
 

cmartinez

Joined Jan 17, 2007
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Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis , and Arnold Schwarzenegger were talking about making a movie about classical composers.

Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be Mozart"
Bruce Willis said, "I'll be Beethoven"
Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "Boys, don't make me say it!"
 
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