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I knew Flash would win. And lose. As is his nature.

 

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Must not have grown up in Alabama. Everybody knows yellow means speed the hell up and get through before it turns red! Which also means you have to look both ways after the light turns green to look for Bubba and make sure it is safe to enter the intersection.

 

 

Must not have grown up in Alabama. Everybody knows yellow means speed the hell up and get through before it turns red! Which also means you have to look both ways after the light turns green to look for Bubba and make sure it is safe to enter the intersection.

Carpooled once. My partner drove through a red light. Astonished, I said "You know you just drove through a red light?" Didn't seem to bother him. Then he did it again at the next traffic light. I was getting bothered. Said "Hey! Why are you driving through red lights?" He smiled and said "I learned to drive from my brother." Just then we were approaching another intersection with a GREEN light. HE STOPPED! "What the heck?" I exclaimed. "It's GREEN! Why did you STOP?" He said "My brother might be coming the other way."

 

That was an old Bill Clinton joke where after he gets slapped the secret service guys explain to him just how quiche is pronounced.

 

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It's called fate:

Spoiler

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Funny, nobody asks me!

 

Funny, nobody asks me!

Maybe they don't want to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

 

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute.

Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

 

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day after spending an ungodly amount of money on rods, fishing tackle, boats, motors, trailers and a truck to tow it with!