I'm having Deja vu. Didn't we go through this discussion once before? And yeah, AK and AH are high on my list.

 

I'm having Deja vu. Didn't we go through this discussion once before? And yeah, AK and AH are high on my list.

Aaaaaaand... If we also were to include a funny girl in that list... then I'd definitely fall for Kristen Wiig ... she's a sweetheart

 

Aaaaaaand... If we also were to include a funny girl in that list... then I'd definitely fall for Kristen Wiig ... she's a sweetheart

All of her "characters" are so similar. She has no range.

 

All of her "characters" are so similar. She has no range.

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I see that @GopherT has more awards to hang on his "love me" wall.

 

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As I accept this award, I would like to thank all the little people that I had a chance to step on as I worked my way to the top.

 

As I accept this award, I would like to thank all the little people that I had a chance to step on as I worked my way to the top.

Man... your humility is overwhelming... I'm chocking up as tears are running down my cheeks!...

 

Man... your humility is overwhelming... I'm chocking up as tears are running down my cheeks!...

I was going to mention how my heel marks on their foreheads improved their appearance but the orchestra was already playing me off the stage to keep the awards show moving.

 

I was going to mention how my heel marks on their foreheads improved their appearance but the orchestra was already playing me off the stage to keep the awards show moving.

Riiiiiiighhht.... it was the runner up's turn after all... and after your huge success, it's only right that you respect her two minutes of fame:

 

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Math teacher: You are so weak in math, I think 70 percent of you will not pass the math exam!
A student: How stupid is our math teacher! We are not even 70 in the class!

 

Stupidity at it's best

 

By the way....I just heard Australia is not real.
Can any one confirm.
I was hoping to go there.

 

you'd have to fly in a straight line from lax

and try not to get lost, the only grade you going to get if you go under the water is c

 

a girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

the blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other was named Timex.

her friend said, "who ever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HellOOOooo," answered the blonde. "they're WATCH dogs!"

 

as the clock ticks...

best time to go shopping? when the stores are open

people beat clocks, just to kill time

you can't go fishing if your watch is broken, you don't have the time

don't go whispering secrets to a clock, time will tell

you have one watch, you know what time it is, with 2, you never sure

if you want to work overtime, put the clock under the desk

my sister shot the alarm clock.... just killing time...

 

@tom_s Hey...where have you been ?
Haven't seen you lately.

Are you from Australia ?

 

@tom_s Hey...where have you been ?
Haven't seen you lately.

Are you from Australia ?

put me on the spot eh?

answers number ones -

short answers - here
middles answers - here and there
long answers - here there and a few other places

answers number two's

where did you see me? never seen you...

answer number three's

nope, british subject, only live in the sunny side of australia when its not raining or cloudy with a chance of meatballs

edit: jokes thread, joke added

what is the australian animal that most resembles the australian male?

a wombat, because he eats, roots, and leaves.