This'll really wake you up each morning

 

 

https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/rockets/a64323665/overcoming-earths-gravity/

 

https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/rockets/a64323665/overcoming-earths-gravity/

And, hence, why Popular Mechanics is a worthless rag not worth the time to even look at the cover.

 

Gen-Z logic.

 

 

 

America, what a country!

 

 

https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/rockets/a64323665/overcoming-earths-gravity/

Yeah, found that article this morning. And considered posting it in the reactionless drives thread ... but you did the right thing and found the perfect place to post that piece of embarrassment instead

 

https://home.cern/news/news/physics/cern-scientists-find-evidence-quantum-entanglement-sheep
CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in sheep

 

Not too close, you never want to cross the streams. What happens?
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."

 

An interview on the radio back in the 1980s with a lady, then in her nineties. Asked to what she attributed her long life, she replied "deciding not to sail on the Titanic".

 

 

My PRIME order of disappointment arrived today.

 

Explanations that aren't likely to ameliorate/positively impress:

Best I could manage on short notice -- Perhaps you'll not find it humorous (pun intended) but don't you dare say you don't get it! Grrrrr!
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Book Borrower: Upon return of several rare volumes:
"Hey! thanks!" -- Lotta 'istory in in-there!

Book lender: (casting the borrower with an 'evil eye'): 'old on a tick! -- What's up with the drip stains and puddles on many leaves [pages]?

Book Borrower: Not to worry Gov! -- Tis not the usual sort of nasal sn-t -- Just a bit of Cerebral Spinal Fluid (CSF) leeakin' into my sinus and out me nostril again...

Book lender: -- Best take care! The only thing worse than "Mennen-E" is "Men-in-gitis"!

Best regards
HP

 

Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.

 

@nsaspook posted:
"We need a Check Up from the Neck Up."

Indeed we do my friend -- indeed we do....

Best regards
HP

 

Explanations that aren't likely to ameliorate/positively impress:

Best I could manage on short notice -- Perhaps you'll not find it humorous (pun intended) but don't you dare say you don't get it! Grrrrr!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Book Borrower: Upon return of several rare volumes:
"Hey! thanks!" -- Lotta 'istory in in-there!

Book lender: (casting the borrower with an 'evil eye'): 'old on a tick! -- What's up with the drip stains and puddles on many leaves [pages]?

Book Borrower: Not to worry Gov! -- Tis not the usual sort of nasal sn-t -- Just a bit of Cerebral Spinal Fluid (CSF) leeakin' into my sinus and out me nostril again...

Book lender: -- Best take care! The only thing worse than "Mennen-E" is "Men-in-gitis"!

Best regards
HP

If we bury it in memory for a while, maybe we might find it post humorous