Thank you very much Bill for the instruction !!!

 

 

Speaking as a software developer, that cartoon is right on the money

 

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his ...first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

 

As much as I despise pop culture, I find this very amusing.

 

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He's bluffing.

 

This video will most likely strike a chord so deep with many of you I'm sure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg

 

Ha, Ha!


Reminds me of this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM


Shouldn't these go in the List of Professional Idiots thread?

 

And in real life. I snapped this while on a bicycle tour somewhere in the Cento Valli in Italy.

 

This video will most likely strike a chord so deep with many of you I'm sure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg

I think I was just in that meeting.

 

Kings College Choir have made an announcement today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukDAfF0-8q8

 

Oh yeah, it's 1st April.

 

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I think a lot of places do this. I typically check under those "sale" tags that cover the original price to find the "sale" price underneath (regular price).

 

Is this enough stamps?

 

Naw... not enough postage. That's why it was returned to sender.

 

What country are those from, Markd77?

 

They are French stamps, it did get here so must be enough, or maybe no one could be bothered adding it up.

 

They are French stamps, it did get here so must be enough, or maybe no one could be bothered adding it up.

It is France after all, the post office was likely on strike so he/she could not get it weighed and sender just covered it with stamps.