maxpower097
- Joined Feb 20, 2009
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Capsize the boat? Scare away the animals? You've never been backwoods in the Glades I take it. Your chances are better that you'll get eaten by something. FL isn't like other states wildlife. Here like everything kills you.
A couple local news stories that you see in FL all the time.
1. Some hoodrat jacks a car and runs from the cops and then jumps into a alligator infested retention pond in the middle of the city. The cops then just go home and call the squad in the morning to go get his clothes if any are left.
2. Man swimming off his dock 10 foot from shore, a 16 ft bull shark comes up and takes a bite out of his torso and swims off.
3. FSU's quarterback goes hunting, gets bit by a tick, a couple months later they find him in the middle of the night, naked, dancing down tennesseee st. He turned out to have contracted lime disease.
When you come here be prepared for Sub Tropical and Tropical environments with almost every world known reptile living wild somewhere. I hear moose are dangerous though.
A couple local news stories that you see in FL all the time.
1. Some hoodrat jacks a car and runs from the cops and then jumps into a alligator infested retention pond in the middle of the city. The cops then just go home and call the squad in the morning to go get his clothes if any are left.
2. Man swimming off his dock 10 foot from shore, a 16 ft bull shark comes up and takes a bite out of his torso and swims off.
3. FSU's quarterback goes hunting, gets bit by a tick, a couple months later they find him in the middle of the night, naked, dancing down tennesseee st. He turned out to have contracted lime disease.
When you come here be prepared for Sub Tropical and Tropical environments with almost every world known reptile living wild somewhere. I hear moose are dangerous though.
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