The politeness of chinese people astonish me. But on the other hand it is always nice to get someone else opinion. Dear mr security guard, I am not sure. But do I look like a tart in this dress, and have I gone to far with the makeup

 

Where in the world?

Dan Rather (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Rather) was a CBS anchor for many years. He had a uncanny way with words.

One of his memorable phrases related to the selection of Couric to replace him, "dumbed down and tarted up." To this day, I can't hear the word, tart, without thinking of Dan Rather.

John

 

Thats great. I'm sure its from a resturaunt in Mexico on the border. Or possibly asia somewhere. Where ever it is it looks like sex tourism is a big biz.

 

Do you look like this?

 

@ Beenthere, Slice and peel eggplant, dip In scambled
eggs, Dip In Italian bread crumbs deep fry In vegtable
oil.

 

Why thankyou loosewire. Often prostitutes forget how to cook fried eggplant.

Now a quick google search for "prostitutes and eggplant" bring up this thread!

All About Circuits: Helping prostitutes cook since 2010!

But I wonder why you didn't post a Mexican dish considering that is the type of restaurant this sign was posted in.

 

Why thankyou loosewire. Often prostitutes forget how to cook fried eggplant.

Now a quick google search for "prostitutes and eggplant" bring up this thread!

All About Circuits: Helping prostitutes cook since 2010!

But I wonder why you didn't post a Mexican dish considering that is the type of restaurant this sign was posted in.

Thank you Retched. If I am out on a business trip. And find my self sitting alone in a strange bar, approached by a to nice girl, showing way to much cleavage. I can keep my self out of trouble by asking her. Do you know how to cook fried eggplant. If the answer is no. I will friendly reject her.

 

Thank you Retched. If I am out on a business trip. And find my self sitting alone in a strange bar, approached by a to nice girl, showing way to much cleavage. I can keep my self out of trouble by asking her. Do you know how to cook fried eggplant. If the answer is no. I will friendly reject her.

You are welcome.

You know we are all here to help!

 

You speak as if the brain is still in control.

 

Bill Invite Joe to the V.A. pool hall, honky tonk
for brains and eggs convention.

 

You speak as if the brain is still in control.

Really Bill! I mean which body part besides the brain, are able to take complete control of a male actions.

 

Really Bill! I mean which body part besides the brain, are able to take complete control of a male actions.

DUH! The two back-up brains!

 

Well, it would be rude to point, especially without using my hands.

 

Well, it would be rude to point, especially without using my hands.

HEAHAAHHHAaha!

Yes, Yes it would Bill!

 

I've seen enough men thinking with the wrong head ... and I'm not talking about the one three feet above their a$$.

There have been alot of Good Order and Discipline reports illustrating that fact since women have been allowed into the service.

Oh yeah, and there have been women who were not thinking with the cavity that God gave her ... at least the one that's three feet above her a$$.

 

Roll out the barrel,theres going to be a good time tonite,
with led X-mas lites marking the spot.

 

Well, it would be rude to point, especially without using my hands.

Used to know a guy that was a double amputee ,both arms. Finally found work in the information booth at a nudist colony