Your weirdo wisdom- tell us something funny

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takao21203

Joined Apr 28, 2012
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Cold coffee + orange juice. I had the idea when I smoked some.

It actually tastes good, while cold coffee as such does not taste good, and is waste basically.

And free running spiders. Each time I go through boxes, I see a few crawling out of their dark corners. Some are hudge. I made a video.
 

Georacer

Joined Nov 25, 2009
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Actually, I drink cold coffee when the temperature is above 20oC and like orange juice too.

But it would be a sacrilege to mix them.
 

tshuck

Joined Oct 18, 2012
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If there is cream in the coffee, the orange juice would cause out to curdle...

I've long said Red bull and coffee is the breakfast of champions.....and really jittery people:p
 

justtrying

Joined Mar 9, 2011
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take a gold or silver ring and put it on a string or chain. Use it to test energy of the place - hold steady over place of interest, the ring will start going in circles, clockwise - good - ccw - bad. Interesting thing, testing my couch - good, but putting laptop on it and testing over laptop - bad. Seems to make sense as there are some questionable long-term effects associated with laptop use and their emissions (related to battery, heat etc).

and it is good to have spiders in your house, but i fear that takao may have too many :)
 

tubeguy

Joined Nov 3, 2012
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If you want to try cold coffee on it's own, pour it over ice... much better than iced tea!

Also, add a shot of Baileys - doesn't hurt ;)
 

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takao21203

Joined Apr 28, 2012
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Coffee and orange lemonade actually + brown sugar. Not orange juice. But that also works with hot tea. It really does not taste so bad.
 

monster_catfish

Joined Mar 17, 2011
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And free running spiders. Each time I go through boxes, I see a few crawling out of their dark corners. Some are hudge. I made a video.
The only thing worse than encountering free-range spiders would be running out of ammo before they are all neutralized.

On the subject of quirky soundbites of worldly widsom, I have always been partial to Chinese proverbs, such as this one :

"If your face is swollen from a beating, smile and pretend to be a fat man."

or this one

"It is not advisable to climb a tree if you hope to catch fish."

or this one

"Doing good requires the effort of hauling a heavy load uphill, while doing evil is as easy as galloping downhill on a fast horse."

and finally, this one

"Ivory cannot be found in the mouth of a dog."
 
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Georacer

Joined Nov 25, 2009
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Now that I think of it, I have used in the past a mix of ground cofee (just the powder) and lemon juice as a cure for diarhea. It worked pretty drastically!
 

Kermit2

Joined Feb 5, 2010
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I often misplace commonly used items and spend large amounts of time looking for them- until I discovered the solution.

Simply ask someone if they have seen your 'item' and it will then mysteriously appear in a very obvious place and cause the person from whom you sought help to glare at you in disgust for not having found it yourself.

I gladly accept the disparaging looks in exchange for the expediance of finding my lost items.

:)
 

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takao21203

Joined Apr 28, 2012
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Lost items normally can not be found for hours- but some days later when I don't need them, they are just there.

Solution: Having more than one, ball pens, sticky tape, screwdrivers, pliers, solder wire and all that.
 

tracecom

Joined Apr 16, 2010
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In the US, we have a venomous spider called the black widow. Its bite is sometimes fatal. It looks a lot like the one in your shower. Does yours have a red hourglass mark on its underside?
 

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takao21203

Joined Apr 28, 2012
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No, nothing like that.

It was easy to handle, not aggressive at all. I made it walk on my hand and my arm, and then again I dropped her off on the floor.

Other spiders are even reclusive, they try to run away quickly.

Only south American bird spiders and Tarantulas are aggressive. They'd probably snatch.
 
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