They have a lot of little dots in there little black bag.

 

You guys show a lack of the total life experience,things that happen in the real

world. If its not on wikipediae or google,its not real...you laugh at the truth...

the human experience....short blurps that make you look and sound cute and

doubt someone that you have no reason to disbelieve.

 

I'm a Alchemist/Sorcerer. I go by Lazarus when I'm casting spells and hexes on my foes!

 

Why Do mediums Make So Much Money?

Because 'Fulls' and 'Empties' are so extreme?

 

I use lava rock. Do I get a pass?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUB0WaEvrsE

Skip to 1:30.

 

What do you call a midget fortune teller who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

 

As instant belly laught,very good.

 

What do you call a midget fortune teller who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

Reminds me of another unrelated joke:

What do you call an agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog...

How about this one:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him...

A super-calloused fragile mystic man with halitosis..