There were two atoms walking down the street.

One atom says to the other “I’m not feeling well.”
“Oh really!” said the other “What do you think is wrong.”
The first replies, “I think I lost an electron.”
His friend said “That’s too bad, but are you sure?”
“Oh yes…. I’m Positive.” he said. ​

 

HOAHHAHHAAH!

funny...thats funny!

 

I've heard that one before, still gives me a good chuckle. I think your 'rather ionic isn't it' title gets more points for originality though =)

 

I had one about two electdodes,check It out. The current
flowed a bit different.