I'm writing about opportunities for full-time employment as electrical and computer engineers for a company in Houston, Texas. Yes, I know it sounds sketchy that I have to keep the name of the company secret, but it is still a hypothetical project. The project involves a new kind of smartphone and is in the mobile device industry. If anybody is interested, please send me a private message or say so in a reply to the thread.

 

I am the very model of a modern engineer hypothetical
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern engineer hypothetical

 

I am the very model of a modern engineer hypothetical
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern engineer hypothetical

Mock me all you want, but when I read this, I had Gilbert and Sullivan stuck in my head.

 

Mock me all you want, but when I read this, I had Gilbert and Sullivan stuck in my head.

Funny you should mention that. It just popped into my head when I read the original post, and ... I just had to share.