Dear Dr Loosewire
I a lumberjack, I sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin. And have buttered scones for tea. I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing. And hang around in bars. I cut down trees. I wear high heels, suspendies, and a bra. Do you think I am normal!