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Joined May 11, 2009
Dear Dr Loosewire
I a lumberjack, I sleeps all night and he works all day. I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin. And have buttered scones for tea. I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing. And hang around in bars. I cut down trees. I wear high heels, suspendies, and a bra. Do you think I am normal!


Joined Mar 17, 2011
He's a lumberjack and he's ok
He works all day, and he humps all night

Monty Python re-runs have caused irreparable damage to my sense of humor, I'm afraid.