French people: what can we do about them?

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jaygatsby

Joined Nov 23, 2011
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I went to France once. I got drunk and fell in a fountain. Then I made out with a girl who said she had to go, because her boyfriend was waiting for her, but she promised to come back later.

Strange place, France.
 

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jaygatsby

Joined Nov 23, 2011
182
She was a mermaid.

I don't know if she came back or not, but later someone knocked at the door, but I was too ****-faced to answer. I guess maybe it was her. I'll never know.
 

killivolt

Joined Jan 10, 2010
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I don't know if she came back or not, but later someone knocked at the door, but I was too ****-faced to answer. I guess maybe it was her. I'll never know.
Don't blame the French, blame the alcohol.

Maybe, she brought a friend, monash a twa:rolleyes:

Or Maybe, she brought her boyfriend to roll you.

If it were me, I would want it to be the later.:rolleyes:
 

Georacer

Joined Nov 25, 2009
5,182
Not sure I understand.

Menage a trois, peut etre?
(Forgive my lack of accents, but I don't want to install a French keyboard for a thread)
 
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