today I was installing Satan's 150 HP injection molding machine, when my bowels began making a big fuss. I made my way with haste to the nearest bathroom, covered almost up to my elbows in hydraulic fluid, black rubber dust, soot and all other manner of mechanical unholiness; my hands and arms were pitch black. I went up to a touchless faucet and it wouldn't turn on, no matter how frantically I waved my hands in front of it. So I went to the next sink, same story, on and on until I exhausted all 5 sinks. Then I assumed, since the building is brand new and still partially under construction, the water must be turned off in here, so I duck-walked all the way across the plant clutching my lower abdomen only to encounter the same thing in the other bathroom. So I gave up and did my business with dirty hand. As I sit there in the stall I hear several people come and go, washing their hands in turn. When I get out of the stall, the sink still refuses to turn over its previous booty to me. I was thinking surely there's no secret "employees only " valve to turn on these sinks.
My thoughts turned to the faucet sensor. My assumption has alway been that these things are sonic sensors. But maybe they're light sensors, and my black hands don't reflect any, so the faucet doesn't see them. To test my theory, I rolled up my sleeve and presented my pale white elbow to her highness the Sloan faucet, and voila! It works! And after I got the first layer of dirt off, it started to work great for my hands too. I went back several times and retested the theory (one of those days, too many tacos for breakfast) and every time it wasn't until my hands were already clean that the stupid thing voluntarily washed them.
So now I'm curious, do black people have this problem? Do you guys suffer discrimination at the hands of touchless faucets? If so, How do you get around it? Wave toiletpaper at the sink?
So am I right about these things being light sensors? If so, how do they distinguish between a white hand and a white sink?
My thoughts turned to the faucet sensor. My assumption has alway been that these things are sonic sensors. But maybe they're light sensors, and my black hands don't reflect any, so the faucet doesn't see them. To test my theory, I rolled up my sleeve and presented my pale white elbow to her highness the Sloan faucet, and voila! It works! And after I got the first layer of dirt off, it started to work great for my hands too. I went back several times and retested the theory (one of those days, too many tacos for breakfast) and every time it wasn't until my hands were already clean that the stupid thing voluntarily washed them.
So now I'm curious, do black people have this problem? Do you guys suffer discrimination at the hands of touchless faucets? If so, How do you get around it? Wave toiletpaper at the sink?
So am I right about these things being light sensors? If so, how do they distinguish between a white hand and a white sink?