Nice find. My grandmother and aunt were ER room nurses and if you know any ER nurses they'll all tell you its standard stuff. People coming in with almost everything imaginable up their buttox. Most of the time they have some crazy excuse how they sat on a barbie doll in the shower or something. But it happens at every hospital in the country on a regular occurance. In any case a potato? Call me impressed.I once did some soldering wearing a T-shirt only. And kind of learned a lesson. I guess this vicar learned a lesson or two. without going into further details, as it is nice to know and need know details in this case
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/382493-vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum#ixzz1qQgMvOWc
first documented case of making french fries in a vicar's bum.
Ok, I can see a bike seat, especially if you like it pointed slightly upwards like some do. But a potato? And why would one hang curtains in the nude? That in itself is autoerotic reverse-voyeurism (couldn't think of a better term).
Thats acceptable because its a real issue, did you repeatedly violate yourself? I think just about everyones either been goosed like your bike was john holmes or nearly made steril from racking yourself. No one here has accidentally sat on a vegetable and had it surgically removed.
On the contrary! Maybe the vicar used the almond potato. And that could explain much. Just look at the oblong shape. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almond_potato
Not more than then it went in
. Eh.. what goes in must come out..I was the clergyman who claimed that this definitely wasn't any kind of sex game.Something in that article seems a little off, though. How can the doctors say it "definitely wasn't any kind of sex game"? How would they know?
