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This Denon patch cable is a wonder to behold!

I don't have much time., June 23, 2008
By John L. (Border of Wasteland, Former USA) - See all my reviews
This connection isn't sound. If my calculations are correct, it should be sometime around 2007 for whomever is reading this. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES. Something... happens with them. Something came through, something from somewhere else. We were overrun in days, not many of us are left. WE LIVE UNDERGROUND! ONLY YOU CAN STOP IT NOW. SAVE US. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES. "

Transmission of music data at rates faster than the speed of light seemed convenient, until I realized I was hearing the music before I actually wanted to play it. Apparently Denon forgot how accustomed most of us are to unidirectional time and the general laws of physics. I tried to get used to this effect but hearing songs play before I even realized I was in the mood for them just really screwed up my preconceptions of choice and free will. I'm still having a major existential hangover.

Would not purchase again.

--ETA: Only $999.00 for 1.5m

 

Only $999.00 for 1.5m ---Yeah, If you want refurbished... forget that..

I want the WHOLE experience, so I'll go like-new.. $2,499.98

I like the time space warping effects...

 

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