I thought we could all collect a compendium of odds, bobs, misnomers and words taken out of context.
We could then replace all the bad jokes in our Christmas crackers with these and have a good laugh this year.
So to kick off
My local disco illuminates their dancefloor with 'blacklight bulbs'
Has anyone seen an open circuit? Is this not a contradiction in terms?
We could then replace all the bad jokes in our Christmas crackers with these and have a good laugh this year.
So to kick off
My local disco illuminates their dancefloor with 'blacklight bulbs'
Has anyone seen an open circuit? Is this not a contradiction in terms?