Where Loosewire Been ?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by loosewire, Nov 22, 2008.

  1. loosewire

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    North of Enland at the Brits liars Convention. What make a good liar ?
    Do we have any good liars ?
     
  2. Papabravo

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    And we care about this....Why? Exactly!
     
  3. Wendy

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    One of the things I picked up in Britain.

    Here is a little poem,
    the truth is all I wish.
    Are all fishermen liars,
    or do all liars fish?
     
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  4. loosewire

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    Thanks for the poem,a guy was getting a traffic ticket,he asked the officer if he fished,had he ever threw one back.The officer let him go.
     
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  5. m4yh3m

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    A guy was getting a traffic ticket, and he told the officer "But everyone else was speeding!" The officer replied "When you go fishing, do you catch all the fish at once?"
     
  6. leftyretro

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    Now that one I like, and hadn't heard before. ;)
     
  7. thingmaker3

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    There are three ways to lie:

    1) Tell a full falsehood, trying to pass it off as the truth.

    2) Mix in some actual truth with some falsehood.

    3) Tell the full truth, but make it sound like a lie.
     
  8. Dave

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    I am oh so interested in finding out what the Brits liars Convention is...

    ...is this another name for the British Parliament?!

    Dave
     
  9. Wendy

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    Depends, if their like their American counterparts do their lips move?
     
  10. Dave

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    Yes they do. The noise they make is not comprehensible, but the lips are definitely moving!

    Dave
     
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