What would YOU say if someone asked the name of your ship?

strantor

Joined Oct 3, 2010
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Titan Uranus, Phallus Erectus approaches!

I may have said this before, but on one deployment we had a junior Officer who set a record for spotting the same ship every single time he was on the periscope. It was the Nosmo King; Ironically I was able to find a picture of it online:


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