Valentine's Day--A Loosewire-ese Post

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by DerStrom8, Feb 13, 2013.

  1. DerStrom8

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    Well everyone, since Valentine's day is coming right up, I figured I'd start this thread, in a form similar to those created by our good friend Loosewire.

    Who is your Valentine this year? Is it a high school sweetheart? New girlfriend? Or is it your wife (or husband) of X number of years?

    For me this is no Valentine's day, but yet another Singles Awareness Day.

    How about you?
     
  2. spinnaker

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    Valentine's Day. What a scam! :)

    What is it with women and flowers anyway? I can't measure a circuit with them. You can't program them. They make lousy transistors. So what's the deal with them?
     
  3. tshuck

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    No, but like any circuit, if you massage it right, it'll do what you want;)
     
  4. spinnaker

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    Yeah but without the flower crazed woman in the circuit, you have an open circuit. :)


    What you get out of giving flowers is obvious (usually :) ). My question still stands, what do women get out of flowers?

    And diamonds for that matter. That is the one I can't figure out is way diamonds are so valuable. When it comes down to it, they are pretty much worthless. If I were trapped on a deserted island, I would much rather have a crate of food and a can opener than 20 truck loads of diamonds.
     
  5. t06afre

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    I am not seeing anyone for the time being. So I think I just will pop out and smoke some fags that day
     
  6. Brownout

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    I hope we're dealing with a language barrier.
     
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  7. Georacer

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    You are. Grab a lorry to your nearest city centre and the library; Or Google it.
     
  8. t06afre

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    Well it may not be as romantic as hot date. But it is much better than sitting home and just being bored:p
     
  9. DerStrom8

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    Fag = cigarette
     
  10. Markd77

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    And smoke <> kill
     
  11. Brownout

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    Smoking is bad for your health.
     
  12. killivolt

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    As luck would have it, a Yacht arrives full of bikini Models:rolleyes:
     
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  13. t06afre

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    Yes i hate the smell of eh... cigarettes. I have never had that habit. By the way this was something I picked up from a Letterman show "Top 10 Stupid things Americans say to Brits"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Q3IUQHoX0
     
  14. loosewire

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    Guy's..........Speak for your self.........Happy.............to all the flower's.
     
  15. sheldons

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    where im from tabs =cigarette
     
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