... nah... not pouting here... just trying to see if I can learn something new along with the OP.Don't pout, @cmartinez
You have a new toy and I'm smoking you on simple stuff. In a month you will be simulating circuits that I couldn't do if I had all day.
RMS of circuit in post #12 (the irony!) is 17.52 mA, according to LTspice... isn't 100 hours too long for this amount of current on a couple of AAs?