Drunk you say Occifer?

I 'aven't 'ad ah drop 'onest.

Look you are you an optimist or a pessimist?
A pessimist I see.

Well I am an optimist and I will show you it's the same thing.

You say the glass is half empty, I say it is half full.

1/2 empty = 1/2 full

Multiply through by 2

empty = full

or 6 empty glasses = 6 full glasses

and I have therefore have drunk only 6 empty glasses.

 

I love proofs like that.

I saw another version, but I forgot the details. It of course essentially did the same thing, but with several more "spare" steps.

The one about "Time = Evil" is neat too.

If you have more "funny proofs", I'd like to see them!

 

Drunk you say Occifer?

I 'aven't 'ad ah drop 'onest.

Look you are you an optimist or a pessimist?
A pessimist I see.

Well I am an optimist and I will show you it's the same thing.

You say the glass is half empty, I say it is half full.

1/2 empty = 1/2 full

Multiply through by 2

empty = full

or 6 empty glasses = 6 full glasses

and I have therefore have drunk only 6 empty glasses.

Ha!

Made my morning! I like the play on saying Officier.

Dave

 

Driver to officer that had pulled him over for offence,officer are you
fisherman,yes the officer said,driver to officer,did you ever throw one back.
Yes the officer said,put his ticket book away and let the driver go.

 

The one about "Time = Evil" is neat too.

Isn't that Girls=evil?

We all know Girls are time and money, so we have:

1 Girls=Tx$

Now, every one also knows that time is money such that:

2 T=$

Substitute 2 into 1 we get

3 Girls=$x$

Or

4 Girls=$^2

Again, we draw on everyday knowledge to note that money is the root of all evil:

5 $=Evil^.5

Square both side of 5 to get:

6 $^2=Evil

Then it follows from 4 and 6

7 Girls=Evil

 

7 decoys = jail