More pleasant? A bone saw through your femur vs a condom full of gold nuggets through your sphincter. Without ever experiencing either, I'll Stay away from the bone saw and lifetime of peg leg pleasure. On second thought, I'll stick with my daily 9 to 5 grind.A Denver Mint employee is said to have stolen gold and taken it out in a wooden leg. I seems to me to be a much more pleasant method of concealment.