I'm on a business trip, at the Quality Inn. I have next door neighbors who apparently are running a puppy mill in their room. The deaf one's name is "Craw" or "Crawl" - I know this because for the 90 seconds it takes Crawl to open the door, the kid (who has come in and gone out 8 times now) stands at the door yelling "CRAW CRAWL CRAW CRAWL" BANG BANG BANG BARK BARK BARK "CRAWL CRAWL CRAWL." When craw/crawl finally answers the door, the kid goes in, slams the door, yells at Crawl, yells at the puppies, stays dormant for no more than 5 minutes, then leaves and slams the door, then he's back again in 5-10 minutes to repeat the routine. I need a snickers.