Do you live in a white van with tinted windows?

Down by the river... No, I just don't see trick-or-treaters anymore.

 

I'll tell you one thing... I'm sure NOT going to be an avocado:

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I'll tell you one thing... I'm sure NOT going to be an avocado:

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Looks like a worm got into the avocado's pit.

 

So what you going to be for Halloween?

Oh... I thought maybe I'd be a taciturn, uber-fashonable henchperson to a vindictive genius...

TTFN
HP

 

Looks like a worm got into the avocado's pit.

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Actually... I meant to use this emoticon:

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as in Ugggghhhhhh!


I think the other one's normally used for sleepiness... but whatever

 

Oh... I thought maybe I'd be a taciturn, uber-fashonable henchperson to a vindictive genius...

Batman's butler?

 

Batman's butler?

Alfred! ... cool....

 

This is old news, but the last time I Hallowe'ened, I bought a $10 "Arab" costume at Walmart, added my gas mask (with a filter cartridge on each side), a pair of teardrop shaped, police stereotype sunglasses, and my carbine rifle (without a clip in it).

How scary was it?

As I was walking up the driveway, I actually saw two people go out a side window!

Edit: Yes, I was very careful not to let any police persons see me!

 

Batman's butler?

I thought he was offering to be a minion for me but I couldn't bring myself to disappoint him by saying I prefer casual attire on my minions.

 

Batman's butler?

Well I was thinking Vulnavia -- 'Tho I'm bound to say Alfred fits the bill to the proverbial 'T'