Our rednecks are dumber then your rednecks!

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  1. maxpower097

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    it will probably increase the attendance when he returns.
    all the people waiting for the next gator to take the other arm.
     
  3. ELECTRONERD

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    Returns? I thought that guy died in an accident.
     
  4. maxpower097

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    I like the way he screams like a lil girl. Every other gator wrestler around the world always remains calm and collected during a bite. He's flailing around screaming like he didn't know that could happen. I'm not being insensitive or anything but it wasn't a big gator and clearly grabbed his forearm. He was never in "real death danger" at anytime. As soon as he quit poking the gator he let go and ran away.
     
  5. retched

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    If I get bit by a mosquito, I scream like a little girl. The folks at the picnic HATE me. ;)

    If I got bit by an alligator, it would leave before eating me, unless it likes the taste of urine.
    (I would pee myself)
     
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    dont you hate telling jokes you have to explain?
     
  7. retched

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    Well, you have to explain things so the "rednecks" can understand.

    Its like the old saying:
    God made farts smell so the deaf could enjoy them too. :D
     
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    Wow, you have a good memory. I dont even remember that. I almost think someone hacked my account and posted as me.

    But probably not.

    This is not my beautiful house, that is not my beautiful wife.
     
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    How's the 'gator ?
     
  11. t06afre

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    He is just fine. He (the gator) went for some comfort from his friends at the locale National Gator Association of America club (NGA). After some (a lot of) beer they had finally gained the needed courage to do something. So they loaded up some trucks. And drove to the poor alligator wrestler house. Then after making a lot of noise, some mooning, peeing on mrs alligator wrestler roses. They trashed the lawn with the trucks and left. Then the gator went home to his gator girlfriend. Bragged about what he had done, and demanded sex. But since he had have to much beer he could not do anything. So he threatened to smack up his girlfriend, but fell asleep.
     
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    Whew. Good thing he fell asleep.
     
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    sounds like the spoken introduction to Mojo Nixon's "Redneck Rampage"

    it was a glorious time on planet earth
     
  14. t06afre

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    Can you elaborate some on this topic?
     
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    I guess you have never heard of Mojo Nixon.

    Maybe you have heard his name here:
    ......
    We ordered some hot tea, The waitress sad "No, we only have it iced."
    So we jumped up on the tables and shouted "ANARCHY!" then
    someone played a Beach Boys song on the juke box,
    It was "California Dreamin'" so we started screamin'.
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    Just you and me..we'll travel 'round the world
    Just you and me..eating fudge-banana swirl,
    Just you and me PUNK ROCK GIRL!

    So after your done listening to Punk Rock Girl by the Dead Milkmen,
    Get your self some Mojo Nixon albums.
     
  17. retched

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    BIG GUNS, small brains.
     
  18. loosewire

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    (Can you elaborate) I Gotta a Feeling. I can't stay In my chair
    when I hear that song. Just learned who preformed It. Sold over
    billion copies
     
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