See, I'm learning already.

...wait, am going to get a bill for this?

No! You've already failed, you are not allowed to sign up!

 

Ooh! Sign me up. Will you cover the topic of making women welcome your lude sexual innuendo in the workplace?

It's lewd Lou!

 

Innuendo implies some degree of sensitivity. We will focus on direct approaches with complete INsensitivity.

That's what happened in Italy when my Fiat 128 was rear ended by a Lancia 2000, causing me to Bangladesh and mount the Cinque Cento in front of me.

 

It's lewd lou!

... no wonder lude made no sense to me...

Definition of LUDE
: a pill of methaqualone —usually used in plural

 

Definition of LUDE
: a pill of methaqualone —usually used in plural

Oh! That explains why putting ONE lude in her drink didn't work.

 

Oh! That explains why putting ONE lude in her drink didn't work.

You mean it didn't make her lewd?

 

Right.

 

Doh! I no can sepll

 

I'm taking reservations for my new insensitivity training seminar.

I would be happy to set you up as a stop on my demotivational speaking tour!

No matter where I go there are countless people who really truly need someone to tell them that for the betterment of all human kind they need to sit down, shut up and quit trying in any and all aspects of their lives great or small.

 

@tcmtech
I am having difficulty naming exactly why, but your philosophy of life always brightens my day.