The only way you get my sword is to pry it out of my cold dead hand!

Meanwhile I'll be at the hospital getting my stump treated.

 

The only way you get my sword is to pry it out of my cold dead hand!

Meanwhile I'll be at the hospital getting my stump treated.

It's not my fault!

 

It's not my fault!

Perhaps Bill held a flaming Stump speech about sword control at a pro NSA country club. And was in a polite way told to "Stir your stumps and get out of here"