Are you serious or joking? If serious, The names come from what is happening to the freon inside the tubes, not the water on the outside. The compressor pressurizes and condenses the freon from a gas to a liquid. The evaporator is where the evaporative cooling of the freon occurs and the coils cool as the freon evaporates from liquid to gas.Then I met air conditioners.
The part where water condenses is called the evaporator and other end (the hot coil) is called the condenser. Go figure.
I love when the old-time engineers in the petroleum / chemical industry call a distillation process, "rectification". Whether chemical or electrical, the word comes from, rectify - to sort out.