I just got wind that the end of the world is tomorrow, but nobody is clear on what time it will happen here in West Tennessee. I need to take care of some errands and really need to know the exact time. Please hurry; if it's at midnight tonight CDT, I need to start tonight, but if it's at 11:59 p.m., I can procrastinate for several hours.

 

I just got wind that the end of the world is tomorrow, but nobody is clear on what time it will happen here in West Tennessee. I need to take care of some errands and really need to know the exact time. Please hurry; if it's at midnight tonight CDT, I need to start tonight, but if it's at 11:59 p.m., I can procrastinate for several hours.

STATEMENT OF ARMAGEDDON NEWS

Someone is re-uping our videos and saying that the end of the world is July 29th. It seems to have got some publicity in online news sites, who are saying WE said the world would end on the 29th. Nothing is going to happen on July 29th. We have never claimed such a thing, this date is just another false date being promoted online.

John Preacher
Director at Armageddon News

Booking a July 28 flight to Vegas just in case.

 

Total BS.

 

Total BS.

Are you sure? I am pretty worried, and my electric bill is due today. If the world is going to end tomorrow, I won't pay the bill.

 

Went to the horse's mouth: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/windows-10-upgrade

Roughly 40 hours for those of us on Eastern time, USA.

John

 

STATEMENT OF ARMAGEDDON NEWS

Booking a July 28 flight to Vegas just in case.

I am afraid that preacher guy is trying to fake us out. He probably was told not to tell, but he told and now he wants to take it back to keep from being in trouble.

 

I have started getting alerts for new posts in Orange. I hope that is not a bad omen.

John

 

Gonna run amok here just in case.

 

I have started getting alerts for new posts in Orange. I hope that is not a bad omen.

John

That's bad.

 

I have an appointment with the GI doctor at 2 to schedule a colonoscopy. Should I go?

 

OK... Now I can tell you guys are making a joke.

If not, then ya'll are craaazy.

 

Still ..the end is near, just around the corner..
There are some major signs that have not yet come to pass.

 

Besides the final hour is hidden from everything.
It's knowledge is not known to man or any other living thing.

 

OK... Now I can tell you guys are making a joke.

If not, then ya'll are craaazy.

 

The world's gonna end tomorrow? Dang. Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps to get loose, is it?

OK... Now I can tell you guys are making a joke.

If not, then ya'll are craaazy.

Those two things are not mutually exclusive.

 

NSFW version

 

The day of my brothers birthday!?! We were going to party hard but not annihilating the earth hard...But who knows

The prophets have spoken.

 

perfect. I am buying a house. I should get a boat added on

 

Does anyone have the methodology of how this is going down?

Will there be "Best Viewing Points" or is it kind of a global encapsulating thing?
A slow meltdown, a sudden shock, a something else?
Do I wear cargo-shorts or jeans? (no, I won't wear jean shorts).
Also, the preferred beverages (beach sunset/cold white wine sort of thing, street party/beer casual, last minute unplanned urgency/vodka shots).

 

Does anyone have the methodology of how this is going down?

Will there be "Best Viewing Points" or is it kind of a global encapsulating thing?
A slow meltdown, a sudden shock, a something else?
Do I wear cargo-shorts or jeans? (no, I won't wear jean shorts).
Also, the preferred beverages (beach sunset/cold white wine sort of thing, street party/beer casual, last minute unplanned urgency/vodka shots).

The wild pool party is my preferred ending.