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Discussion in 'General Electronics Chat' started by plantro, Feb 19, 2007.

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  1. plantro

    Thread Starter New Member

    Feb 19, 2007
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    Don't think so.
     
  2. m4yh3m

    Senior Member

    Apr 28, 2004
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    Customer:
    Morning,

    Waitress:
    Morning.

    Customer:
    What have you got?

    Waitress:
    Well, there's egg and bacon,
    Egg, sausage and bacon
    Egg and spam
    Egg, bacon and spam
    Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
    Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
    Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
    Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
    Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
    Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

    (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

    Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
    served in a provencal manner with shallots and aubergines
    garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

    Wife:
    Have you got anything without spam?

    Waitress:
    Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
    That's not got much spam in it

    Wife:
    I don't want any spam!

    Customer:
    Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

    Wife:
    That's got spam in it!

    Customer:
    Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

    (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

    Wife:
    Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

    Waitress:
    Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

    Wife:
    What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

    (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

    Waitress (to choir):
    Shut up!

    (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

    Waitress:
    Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
    You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

    Wife:
    I don't like spam!

    Customer:
    Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
    I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
    spam, spam, spam, and spam!

    (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

    Waitress:
    Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

    Customer:
    Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

    Waitress:
    You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
    spam and spam?

    Choir (intervening):
    Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
    Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
    Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
    Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
    Spam spam spam spam!
     
  3. Dave

    Retired Moderator

    Nov 17, 2003
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    I love the ditty :D

    But just report it in future!

    Dave
     
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