EM Field Theory Applied to Underwear

#12

Joined Nov 30, 2010
18,224
"In the Cleveland study, men who made calls
on a mobile phone for more than four hours a
day had the worst sperm counts and the
poorest quality sperm."

Where were the phones positioned while making those four hours of calls?

Last month, scientists found men who hold their
mobiles for more than four hours a day are more
likely to suffer from impotence than those who
limit usage to less than two hours.

Again, where were the phones positioned during this, "usage"?

It seems to me that positioning the phone in your shorts during calls and usage would be so inconvenient as to make this behavior unlikely. Either that or, "talking out your @ss" is more frequent than I ever imagined. :eek:
 

JoeJester

Joined Apr 26, 2005
4,390
They left their phones in their pocket because they are too lazy to pick it up when they get a call ... they just connect to their Bluetooth microphone and earpiece.
 

JoeJester

Joined Apr 26, 2005
4,390
I have one for when I'm driving. Most of the time, if it's not family, the calls are ignored while driving, unless the wife is with me and she can answer the phone.
 

#12

Joined Nov 30, 2010
18,224
It took me exactly once to realize I can not talk on the phone and drive a car, and do either one of them correctly. Put the phone down and drive the car!:mad:
If you don't, tracecom will come and beat your phone with a hammer!
 
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