OK, leaving the good humor of this joke aside for a moment (which I certainly appreciate), this kind of viewpoint, that conventional current says something nonphysical, is exactly the reason why I made my initial comment in this thread. Basically, I don't understand why some people insist on interpreting the conventional current convention in a non-physical way.Conventional flow has its uses. Just consider that the picture on the crt is produced by opening the flow of current to the cathodes at just the right time and in just the right amount for the light to turn into electricity and jump into the power supply so it can be drained into the wall outlet. It is this kind of magic that keeps us employed.
Insisting that conventional current is saying that positive charges are going in the direction of the arrow (from + to -) is silly, when you know the device or situation involves electron flow. We all know it's electrons moving and conventional current labels and describes the direction and magnitude of electron flow just as well as the electron flow convention does.
To make an analogy, conventional current is a kind of backwards labeling method similar to labeling public restrooms as "no men allowed" and "no women allowed", or with the male and female stick-figures with a circled X through them, like a no-smoking sign. Is such a thing backwards and awkward and even a little confusing at first? ... yes, but it is no less precise or accurate than labeling the doors as "men" and "women". And, if everyone labeled the rest rooms this way, you would eventually get used to it and have no problems with walking in the wrong door.
So the current arrow in conventional current descriptions is just telling you which way the electrons are not flowing. Is it backwards? ... Sure, but it's backwards because the labeling of the most common charge carrier is also backwards making it less compatible with preexisting language and preexisting standards/conventions in classical mechanics.
So, where is a place we might want classical mechanics and electromagnetics to be compatible? Hmmm, how about when we are dealing with motors and generators? That's a subject introduced about a year after basic circuits in most electrical engineering programs. So, who wants to post the correct version of Maxwell's equations and Newton's equations along with the Lorentz force Law that uses electron flow rather than conventional current flow? Can you even do that without breaking another common sense convention? Does anyone here try to do it that way? Personally, I'd rather use conventional current notation, with full confidence that I'll get my signs correct, and trust me, I'll know which way the electrons are flowing, and won't start wondering if my final answers are saying that protons miraculously started flowing and that I'm now due a Nobel prize in physics.
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