I found this link today before work and plan to attempt to replicate the results in order to find out for myself if this will work or not. But before I do I'd like to garnish some input as to whether those of you who are much more learned than I feel that it is worth a try or whether you feel I might be wasting time attempting to charge a battery in this fashion.
http://www.nuenergy.org/emergency-power-from-atmospheric-static-electricity/
http://www.nuenergy.org/emergency-power-from-atmospheric-static-electricity/