Lets see the best april fools prank,every body join In.
Its early you have time to act. 10-7

 

Last Wednesday I got a brand new company car.

Today, one of my colleague said:"Isn't it too soon to get dent in your car, Jens?"

Did I fall for it or not....?

 

To which you respond, "sorry about your car, I didn't see it there!".

 

Who b*** care!

Its the company car.

 

Who b*** care!

Its the company car.

And? (Of course it matters!)

 

Its snowing here...apparently God has a sense of humor as well.

 

Today I got Rickrolled (kinda) clicking a link to a car-themed manga. I ended up watching a teen video clip lipsynch.
It was so out of place that I didn't realize I was being fooled at first.

 

ITS APRIL FOOLS DAY?!??!
that explains it...

 

I got this email just now......they are so gullible that they say where they are from.

Dear Customer!!
We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmable
Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential
location.We had thought that your sender gave you our contact
details.It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to
your package.
We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank
Draft worth of $750,000.00 USD, FedEx do not ship money in CASH or in
CHEQUES but Bank Drafts are shippable.The package is registered with
us for mailing by your colleague, and your colleague explained that he
is from the U.S.A but he is currently in AFRICA for three (3)
months Surveying Project as he works with a consultant firm in NIGERIA,
We are sending you this email because your package is been registered on a
Special Order.
For your information,the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance
fees have been paid by your colleague before your package was registered.
Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance
Certificates, are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug
Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your
country. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary
Authority of your country.
However, you will have to pay a sum of $100.00 USD to the FedEx Delivery
Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the
FedEx company. as stated in our privacy terms & condition page.
Send your Postal address ,telephone and your name in full
this is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone.
Please note that packages are not shipped nor delivered on Saturday,
Sunday and on holidays. If your order has been placed on any of these days,
then it may be shipped the following business day.
Kindly complete the below form and send it to the FEDEX DELIVERY POST
with the below informations.This is mandatory to reconfirm your
Postal address and telephone numbers.

FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
SEX:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:
FEDEX DELIVERY POST
Email:fedex_deliverypost2011@onfruit.cn
Contact Person:
+234-70-5386 1906
Frank Rorbert.
**ALL PACKAGES ARE SIGNATURE REQUIRED.
If you have any other questions or concerns, please feel free to contact
us between Monday – Friday: 9:00am – 9:00pm
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Sundays: 10:00am - 4:00pm
Have a great day!

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FedEx Online Team Management.
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& the F*****G lot wants me to pay 100 Bucks...AS IF.

 

I got this email just now......they are so gullible that they say where they are from.

I love how they can't even use correct grammar.

 

Well it says it is from Nigeria, but the email address is a Chinese domain ( .cn ).
Of course there is nothing to stop someone from anywhere using a .cn email address.

 

Have you tried to call Frank Robert?

 

Have you tried to call Frank Robert?

I will. Once I get paid..

 

I keep getting emails that I've won a european lottery for 20 million Euros. I keep emailing back that they can send the check to my post office box...I've even given them the number to the post office so they can call and verify it's me/

But they won't send it