Another thing to worry about....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by KL7AJ, Sep 11, 2016.

  1. KL7AJ

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    Well....it turns out that drinking coffee depletes your body of GOLD....a vital trace element. I don't know what gold actually does for you, but I guess you need it. I am chagrined to report that my body is probably entirely gold-free.

    I wonder where I can get gold supplements so I can continue drinking coffee without being deprived of whatever it is I'm deprived of. :(
     
  2. #12

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    0.2 milligrams will replenish your bodily gold account.
    Not that there is any known function for aurum in a human...
     
  3. wayneh

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    Who says gold is a vital element? That would be news to this biochemist.
     
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  4. Kermit2

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    Insure you are not vitamin D or magnesium deficient.
    Those two are affected by diet and lifestyle and are very important in remaining healthy and disease free.
    Gold?
    Acapulco maybe, but not elemental.
     
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  5. Robin Mitchell

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    Gold can't be vital for humans purely on the basis that it is unreactive.
     
  6. Alec_t

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    The pedlars of junk medicine at exorbitant prices say so.
    It's bound to be an essential dietary supplement for audiofools :).
     
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  7. atferrari

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    Sure you can ask neighbours where to rush for gold. You live near the place after all. Kits being sold for panning.

    What "trace" means in this context?
     
  8. R!f@@

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    I have gold deficiency...!

    I am a coffee addict..!

    I need a doctor.
     
  9. OBW0549

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    Forget it; whatever gold you regain is just going to be confiscated by the IRS anyway. Drink more coffee!!
     
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  10. Kermit2

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    But the doctor is hooked on drugs.
    And the coffee is picked by child labor
    And the gold is missing from Fort Knox .

    You got problems my man.
     
  11. R!f@@

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    Is "Fort Knox" your body ? :D
     
  12. cmartinez

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    Excuse me? ... gold just so happens to be indispensable for human reproduction purposes, just ask your wife ... no gold ring? no kids!
     
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