Ahhhh! The Sky is Falling!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by joeyd999, Oct 24, 2015.

  1. joeyd999

    Thread Starter AAC Fanatic!

    Jun 6, 2011
    2,684
    2,747
    JoeJester likes this.
  2. GopherT

    AAC Fanatic!

    Nov 23, 2012
    6,058
    3,820
  3. joeyd999

    Thread Starter AAC Fanatic!

    Jun 6, 2011
    2,684
    2,747
    Yeah. That and the National Enquirer. Reminds me of that great documentary, "Men in Black".
     
    GopherT likes this.
  4. JoeJester

    AAC Fanatic!

    Apr 26, 2005
    3,373
    1,159
    So you read the MIB "hot sheets" ... nice ...



    Are you sure the scientists didn't have a marathon watching of "Deep Impact" and the E.L.E. ...Extinction Level Event.

     
    Last edited: Oct 24, 2015
  5. #12

    Expert

    Nov 30, 2010
    16,298
    6,809
    OMG! Only 11 million years until the next extinction! What will I do!!!
     
  6. GopherT

    AAC Fanatic!

    Nov 23, 2012
    6,058
    3,820
    You can stop with the sarcasm for a start. Don't you know that sarcasm is just an insecure person's demonstration of passive-aggressive behavior? How do you expect all of us to work together and solve this problem as a team if you keep under minding the leadership around here? Now, I need you to come back by 9:00am with five good ideas we can all start executing immediately to put thus problem to bed by tomorrow night. Understand? Good. I look forward to hearing your ideas and execution plan. What? You already have an execution plan? That's not an execution plan, that doesn't make any sense. All you did is read off my name and four of my coworker's names. What is that? More of your unproductive sarcasm?

    Where's my Ambien?
     
    cmartinez, KJ6EAD and #12 like this.
  7. Lestraveled

    Well-Known Member

    May 19, 2014
    1,957
    1,215
    I get my info from Mad Magazine. "What me Worry".

    [​IMG]
     
    #12 likes this.
  8. Wendy

    Moderator

    Mar 24, 2008
    20,766
    2,536
    I say nuke em. Nuke em all.
     
    Robin Mitchell likes this.
  9. spinnaker

    AAC Fanatic!

    Oct 29, 2009
    4,887
    1,012
    BIG party at #12's. What the heck he can't take it with him.
     
    Biff383, #12 and GopherT like this.
  10. profbuxton

    Member

    Feb 21, 2014
    233
    68
    What's all this nonsense about "dark matter" and "dark energy". I consider this to to a total load of rubbish made up because someone can't get their maths right.

    "We have to explain these funny figures we get for universe mass, so lets make up "dark matter' "

    "We'll tell the world it can't be seen or detected and they will swallow that BS cos we're got our white coats on"
    Talk about the Emperor's new clothes!
     
    JoeJester and R!f@@ like this.
  11. joeyd999

    Thread Starter AAC Fanatic!

    Jun 6, 2011
    2,684
    2,747
    But it does cause cancer.
     
  12. JoeJester

    AAC Fanatic!

    Apr 26, 2005
    3,373
    1,159
    It can't be seen or detected, but it exists. Trust me, I have a PHD in BS.
     
    #12 likes this.
  13. joeyd999

    Thread Starter AAC Fanatic!

    Jun 6, 2011
    2,684
    2,747
    The comets? Or the humans that will be affected by them?
     
  14. tcmtech

    Well-Known Member

    Nov 4, 2013
    2,035
    1,660
    Meh.. Flip a coin and go from there. :rolleyes:
     
  15. cmartinez

    AAC Fanatic!

    Jan 17, 2007
    3,573
    2,541
    One of the impacts studied was caused by the large comet or asteroid that struck the Earth 65 million years ago off the Yucatan coast of Mexico and is said to have wiped out the dinosaurs.

    This proves that Mexico is the world capital of planetary catastrophes...
    See? Not all exiting things happen in New York only, as Hollywood likes to portray...
     
  16. joeyd999

    Thread Starter AAC Fanatic!

    Jun 6, 2011
    2,684
    2,747
    Well, duh.

    Especially if you consider, as I do, the US 'the planet', and Mexican immigration 'a catastrophe'.
     
    cmartinez likes this.
  17. cmartinez

    AAC Fanatic!

    Jan 17, 2007
    3,573
    2,541
    I agree... but that's a subject for a different thread ;)
     
  18. shortbus

    AAC Fanatic!

    Sep 30, 2009
    4,013
    1,531
    Ever notice how much bobby Jindal resembles him? bobby1.jpg
     
    Brownout and Lestraveled like this.
  19. Biff383

    Member

    Jun 6, 2012
    49
    19
    Who the he!! Is Bobby Jindal? Never heard of em
     
  20. Brownout

    Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2012
    2,375
    998
    Gov, of La.
     
Loading...