The other day, a TRex almost tore off my left foot.

Also, an archaeologist was chipping away at a large rock, and a rather large chunk flew out and almost knocked my Wife's head off.

What to do to be safe?

 

Maybe you could get 2D glasses:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e9b4/

 

Maybe you could get 2D glasses:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e9b4/

Hilarious!!